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Sa Greenhills. Him: Eto pala yung Jeggings baby.. Bakit jeggings?
Me: Oo, Kasi Jeans + Leggings kaya Jeggings.
Him: Akala ko kasi Jejemon ang gumawa, para sa mga jejemon lang Kaya JEGGINGS, JEJEMON.
Me: HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA! Siraulo!


#greenhills  #jeggings  #funny  #love  #couple  


Ano tawag sa gumagawa ng TUBO? TUBERO. Ehh sa kanto?

KANTOtero.



#joke  #lol  #kalokohan  #funny  #tagalog  


Funny!:D Broccoli: "I look like a tree."
Walnut: "I look like a brain."
Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella."
Banana: "Dude?! Change the topic!"


#funny  #lol  #joke  


BREAKING NEWS

Congressman Manny Pacquiao is planning to spend his fortune to build PACQUIAO University. In short, PAC-U! Students will be called “PACQUERS” Mother Dionisa will be primarily running the school,she will be called “MOTHER PACQUER” After hearing this news, Bobby Pacquiao,being a jealous brother he has decided to put up his own University called “PAC-U 2”



#news  #funny  #haha!  #kalokohan  #pacman  #LOL  #pinoy  


Ohhhh lala~ Russian: We are the 1st person to go in space.
USA: We are 1st in moon
PHILIPPINES: We will be the 1st person in sun.
Russian: You can't go there, you'll be burn!
Philippines: We're not that stupid.. Gabi kami pupunta UNGAS!
Filipinong, Matalinong bobo!


#lol  #funny  #haha!  #kalokohan  #ungas  #tagalog  


Sa Tindahan Bata: May asin po kayo?
Tindero: Syempre naman oo.
Bata: Kami rin eh (Ngiti sabay alis)


#gago  #bata  #loko  #funny  #lol  #chat  #tagalog  #kalokohan  


KINDS OF TAE:

1. Guns salute: taeng may tunog

2. Back up: Taeng lumabas na bumalik pa

3. Rush Hour: Taeng di umabot sa cr

4. Footlong: taeng sobrang haba

5. Rambo gun: taeng maliliit pero sunod sunod labas

6. UST: Utot Sabay Tae

7. Surprise attack: Bigla lalabas ng wlang sign

8. Full attack: isang labasan, tapos

9. MacArthur: taeng naflush na, nabalik pa. i shall return

hahahaa!



#tae  #funny  #lol  #happy  #kalokohan  


Teacher&student. Teacher: How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home .


#HAHAHA!  #funny  #school  #lazy  



Just more practice kid. :D



#funny  #singing  #girl